I've gotta say what I've gotta say

acciolove12:

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

OMFG

borderlovers:

partner?

I hade nwver thought about this D:

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

troyesivan:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.image

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.

this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ

What I want to see in Thor 3
  • Enchantress as the main villain
  • Valkyrie as a supporting hero who helps Thor kick a lot of ass
  • Sif, lots of Sif, Sif everywhere
  • Jane Foster as a well-developed character that doesn’t faint
  • Thor being more adult and responsible
  • Loki not being redeemed
  • Heimdall, lots of Heimdall, Heimdall everywhere
  • The Warriors Three being more prominent and developed
  • Frigga making an appearance like a Star Wars ghost and being all wise and motherly
  • cameo by Lorelei being imprisoned and Loki having plans for her
  • all the different realms we haven’t seen before

basically the exact opposite of The Dark World

Marvel Terrorists
Raza: Member of the terrorist organization the Ten Rings. Kidnapped and tortured Tony Stark. Murdered Yinsen. Killed by Obadiah Stane.
Red Skull: Leader of the terrorist organization HYDRA. Tortured and killed hundreds of people. Experimented on soldiers, including Bucky. Killed by Tesseract.
Trevor Slattery: A Mandarin impostor. Terrified people all over the world. Imprisoned by the US Government, later captured by the Ten Rings. Probably tortured and killed.
John Garrett: A member of the terrorist organization HYDRA. Betrayed S.H.I.E.L.D. Kidnapped, tortured and experimented on innocent people, including Mike Peterson. Killed by Coulson.
Grant Ward: A member of the terrorist organization HYDRA. Betrayed S.H.I.E.L.D. and his team. Killed Victoria Hand. Attempted to murder Fitz and Simmons. Threatened to rape Skye. Should be redeemed why exactly?

A sad story of Mr Wrench and Mr Numbers told through a Katy Perry song performed by Russell Harvard

And yes, he really did sign “boy” instead of “girl”

Let’s just all pretend it’s Mr Wrench singing to Mr Numbers and weep uncontrollably

allofthefeelings:

ladysybil:

agentsofshield:

The countdown to Season 2 begins!

I love this. “What will he become?” Such a vague question, it leaves so much to the imagination. He could become a changed man, on the path to redemption for his crimes! Or he could become a lizard. We just don’t know.

Okay, if he does turn into a lizard I’m totally on board with this advertising campaign.
I hope he lives in a terrarium and the rock he suns himself on has the SHIELD emblem on it and his path to redemption is largely sneaking into small spaces to find things (because he is a tiny lizard) and sometimes his tail gets stuck in doors but he’s one of those lizards that regenerates lost limbs and every time his tail is a little bit fancier and it’s symbolic of his character growth.

If they redeem Ward, I’m done with this show. Despite him being THE ONLY character I don’t like, I’m ready to leave the show because of him. I can’t stand another damn redemption story for a white dude who so far has done absolutely nothing to earn even the tiniest bit of our sympathy. He’s no Loki, he’s no Bucky, he’s not even Ivan Vanko. We’re not supposed to watch him and go, “Oh, look how tough his life was!” No, he’s had enough chances to become a better person and think for himself and he blew them all off.
Basically what I’m saying is FUCK WARD, he doesn’t deserve our sympathy and we don’t want to see him redeemed. He’s not even interesting enough to become a prominent villain so just leave him in a prison cell with Dr. Connors where these two lizard dudes can have some time together.
P.S. Also Ward killed a dog. There’s no place in my heart for jerks who kill dogs.

allofthefeelings:

ladysybil:

agentsofshield:

The countdown to Season 2 begins!

I love this. “What will he become?” Such a vague question, it leaves so much to the imagination. He could become a changed man, on the path to redemption for his crimes! Or he could become a lizard. We just don’t know.

Okay, if he does turn into a lizard I’m totally on board with this advertising campaign.

I hope he lives in a terrarium and the rock he suns himself on has the SHIELD emblem on it and his path to redemption is largely sneaking into small spaces to find things (because he is a tiny lizard) and sometimes his tail gets stuck in doors but he’s one of those lizards that regenerates lost limbs and every time his tail is a little bit fancier and it’s symbolic of his character growth.

If they redeem Ward, I’m done with this show. Despite him being THE ONLY character I don’t like, I’m ready to leave the show because of him. I can’t stand another damn redemption story for a white dude who so far has done absolutely nothing to earn even the tiniest bit of our sympathy. He’s no Loki, he’s no Bucky, he’s not even Ivan Vanko. We’re not supposed to watch him and go, “Oh, look how tough his life was!” No, he’s had enough chances to become a better person and think for himself and he blew them all off.

Basically what I’m saying is FUCK WARD, he doesn’t deserve our sympathy and we don’t want to see him redeemed. He’s not even interesting enough to become a prominent villain so just leave him in a prison cell with Dr. Connors where these two lizard dudes can have some time together.

P.S. Also Ward killed a dog. There’s no place in my heart for jerks who kill dogs.

forget-me-lock:

Sure, Sherlock.

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

littlemisshamish:

my thoughts are either nerdy or pervy, there’s no in between

agent-of-fandom:

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.