Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare
“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”
“Yo, King Lear. Chill the fuck out about your daughters.”
“Yo, Othello. Chill the fuck out about your wife.”
"Yo, Titania. Chill the fuck out about that donkey."
I have a lot of feels over this
Actually that sounds amazing. And that’s absolutely what Peeta would do!
I love myself for making these ones. And I love him for looking so damn hot.
I love you for making them, too.
I love his make-up here. The cuts and bruises look like it’s been at least two days before the Avengers actually came to get Loki from Stark’s place. And my question is: What was Tony doing with him this whole time?
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
Can we talk about the last one? Because I suddenly realized a penis is the hand of Satan…
I wanted something different for my christmas tree, this year :)
Have you tried you know… reading them?
The world needs more Potter:
A television show based off of a squad of aurors.
Sure, why not have another shitty show based on a successful movie franchise? Just put Misha Collins in there, it’ll be great
New York Film Academy’s study of gender inequality in the film industry.
Let’s talk about it a little, shall we?
First of all, female nudity is used to appeal to a male audience and/or for seducing male chatacters in the movie thereby implying that a man is dumb and easy to manipulate. Is it not sexist both ways? And it’s done mostly by other men, those producers who run big studios and think they know their demographics.
By the way, here’s a thing about female producers. It’s common for a husband and a wife to be a writer/director and a producer respectively like Nolan/Thomas, Moffat/Vertue, Snyder/Johnson etc. So basically men have fun and women pay for it and later make money off of it. If it doesn’t ruin the stereotype then I don’t know what does.
Also I’m not gonna pretend there aren’t any double standarts there at all but I really doubt women constantly get ripped off nominations. If there are fewer women in the industry, it’ll affect the statistics. Such diagrams make it look like there are 50/50 of men and women in the movie industry, and only men get nominated, but it’s not that.
So in the end we’ve got a huge amount of men writing and directing movies and having one big problem. They have no clue how to write women. Women are fucking mystery to them. So what do most of them do? They either write them as cliche hotties or make their movie a sausage fest because it’s easier to write men, male friendship, male rivalry etc. That’s why we’ve got all these statistics. That’s what should piss you off. Not the numbers and figures but the quality of writing from both genders. Because you know what? Fucking women have problems writing women, too! Shall we reminisce all those terrible female characters that were created by other women and existed long before Bella Swan? Fucking Charmed had 50/50 team of writers yet it set women ages and centuries back. And on the other side of spectrum we have James fucking Cameron who’s very good in not only making money but also writing women. His ladies kick ass! Hell, Rose was the only complex character in Titanic! And he’s only tip of the iceberg, merely the most successful filmmaker of our generation. But there are more…
So that, my fellow ladies, what we should care about. Not the quantity of women in the industry but the quality of character writing in the movies. If a character is great and interesting, who fucking cares if a man or a woman created her or him?
Oh Steve, I thought you really did understand that reference…
This guy’s gonna spend all his S.H.I.E.L.D. salary in a movie rental store